Is there a statute of limitations on stupidity?
This just in, from the land of "Are you freakin kidding me?". OJ Simpson, the man who the "Trial of the Century" was about; The man who made names like Judge Lance Ito, Mark Fuhrman, and Kato Kaelin household names in 1995; The man who had the ultimate defense team including Robert Shapiro, Johnny Cochran, and F. Lee Bailey defend him from charges of murdering ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman; Yes, that OJ Simpson, has decided in his infinite wisdom, that he is going to write a book and conduct a TV Interview to promote his book.
Now, does anyone want to guess the title and subject of the former Heisman Trophy winning running back's book and interview? The answer: "If I Did It". That's right, "If I Did It". This man who proved to America that our Justice system is in fact color conscious,(green is always superior to either black or white) has figured the best way to get back into America's good graces is to talk about how "hypothetically speaking of course" he would have killed his ex-wife and her lover "if" he had chosen to do it.
Apparently, Juice seems to think we miss him. Orenthal has decided that we will be happy to embrace him back, especially if he rubs our face in the fact that he turned our justice system into a farce. Maybe he thinks that we will forget that a civil court was so unimpressed with his story they awarded the families of the victims $8.5 million for a "crime he did not commit".
OJ needs to disappear. We don't want him back in the spotlight. He had his chance. When he was rushing for 2000 yards in a season for the Buffalo Bills we knew him. When he was sideline reporting for the Networks after retiring from the league, we loved him. When he appeared in the Naked Gun series, we laughed and loved him more. When he killed his ex and her lover we became ashamed of him. When he decided that his money made him immune to the laws of our nation, we hated him. That hatred has not gone away, but it lies dormant. Writing this book will only bring back and intensify this feeling we have of him. The only two people that are going to be happy about this are G.W. and Kevin Federline. At least now they wont be the only jerk offs for the media to pick on.
Lets hear it everyone. What is your abstract?
3 comments:
Nice Eric, but what you seem to forget is that Ron Goldman's family hasn't seen any of the money that they are owed from the civil suit.
This is a new low to sink. But alas, you can't get double jeopardy. The question is why now? What made him wait 10+ years to announce that he is writing a book on "If I did it, this is how I would have done it"?
I personally have lost respect for Fox for have the 2 one hour long OJ specials on his book. I give major credit to NBC for turning it down.
The whole trial was a joke. The jury was full of idiots, and it was a circus ring.
You need some updating to this. Fox has now pulled the special from airing and the book has apparently been pulled from being published. Guess people were so offended that there wasn't a market for this crap.
That is correct Jayme, and please allow me to start taking all of the credit for Fox's decision.
You see what I started. Beware, the power of the Abstract !!!
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